The old pilot

Started by sakorick, February 11, 2018, 12:32:55 PM

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sakorick

An elderly widower airline pilot walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He is in his mid-eighties, very well-dressed, hair well-groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel and smelling slightly of an expensive after shave. He presents a very nice image.
Seated at the bar is a classy looking lady in her mid-seventies. The sharp old gentleman walks over and sits alongside her. He orders a drink and takes a sip. He slowly turns to the lady and says: "So, tell me... do I come here often?"
Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.

gitano

Be nicer than necessary.

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