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Jamie.270

#120
October 07, 2020, 05:54:23 PM
What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up his own incision?


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Suture self.
QuoteRestrictive gun laws that leave good people helpless, don\'t have the power to render bad people harmless.

To believe otherwise is folly. --  Me

Jamie.270

#121
October 07, 2020, 05:55:47 PM
I told the guy working on our new house that I didn’t want carpeted steps,...


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He gave me a blank stair.
QuoteRestrictive gun laws that leave good people helpless, don\'t have the power to render bad people harmless.

To believe otherwise is folly. --  Me

Jamie.270

#122
October 07, 2020, 05:59:49 PM
Did you know that a raven has 17 rigid feathers called pinions, while a crow only has 16.



So, the difference between a raven and a crow is just a matter of a pinion.
QuoteRestrictive gun laws that leave good people helpless, don\'t have the power to render bad people harmless.

To believe otherwise is folly. --  Me

sakorick

#123
October 29, 2020, 04:28:25 AM
Glass coffin.
Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.

Jamie.270

#124
January 25, 2021, 09:57:49 AM
And the copycat,...

QuoteRestrictive gun laws that leave good people helpless, don\'t have the power to render bad people harmless.

To believe otherwise is folly. --  Me

gitano

#125
January 25, 2021, 02:46:48 PM
:biggthumpup:

Paul
Be nicer than necessary.

Jamie.270

#126
March 11, 2021, 02:11:03 AM
QuoteRestrictive gun laws that leave good people helpless, don\'t have the power to render bad people harmless.

To believe otherwise is folly. --  Me

gitano

#127
March 11, 2021, 04:04:43 AM
Arr, are, arr....

:D

Paul
Be nicer than necessary.

Paul Hoskins

#128
March 14, 2021, 06:21:57 AM
There   is a duplicate of Noah's "ark" near where I live that  is supposedly the same size as the one Noah built. There is NO WAY it can hold two of each species of animals, birds and other creatures on earth ,let alone food to last 40 days & nights. It's ridiculious to think otherwise.......Paul H

Jamie.270

#129
March 21, 2021, 05:45:22 AM
QuoteRestrictive gun laws that leave good people helpless, don\'t have the power to render bad people harmless.

To believe otherwise is folly. --  Me

gitano

#130
March 22, 2021, 09:30:26 AM
Is spring in the air?

Paul
Be nicer than necessary.

Jamie.270

#131
March 22, 2021, 09:54:05 AM
Quote from: gitano;155643Is spring in the air?

Paul
:MOGRIN:
QuoteRestrictive gun laws that leave good people helpless, don\'t have the power to render bad people harmless.

To believe otherwise is folly. --  Me

Jamie.270

#132
April 07, 2021, 05:46:42 PM
QuoteRestrictive gun laws that leave good people helpless, don\'t have the power to render bad people harmless.

To believe otherwise is folly. --  Me

gitano

#133
April 07, 2021, 07:52:24 PM
:MOGRIN:
Paul
Be nicer than necessary.

Jamie.270

#134
April 10, 2021, 04:28:59 PM
QuoteRestrictive gun laws that leave good people helpless, don\'t have the power to render bad people harmless.

To believe otherwise is folly. --  Me
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