The Perfect Husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
 MAN: "Hello"

 WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

 MAN: "Yes"

 WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

 MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

 WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new models. There was one I would really like to have."

 MAN: "How much?"

 WOMAN: "$60,000"

 MAN: "OK, but for that price make sure you get all the options."

 WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing.... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

 MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer 900,000."

 WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

 MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he asks: "Anyone know who this 'cell phone' belongs to?"

:ROFL :D:D:D:D:D
 
I love those.
 
Paul

I wonder who the husband is..I'd like one of those tooo!!!:D